short story

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, “I have always thought that I ' m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?”
Angelina Jolie agreed. “I ' m told I ' m the most gorgeous woman of them all, but sometimes I wonder.”
Brad Pitt said, “I ' m pretty sure I ' m the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.” They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall” to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
“Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.”Angelina Jolie perked up and said,
“And I know for sure that I' m the most gorgeous woman of all. But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, face and said...
“Who the heck is Harry Lehman?"