short story

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, “I have always thought that I ' m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?”
Angelina Jolie agreed. “I ' m told I ' m the most gorgeous woman of them all, but sometimes I wonder.”
Brad Pitt said, “I ' m pretty sure I ' m the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.” They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall” to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
“Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.”Angelina Jolie perked up and said,
“And I know for sure that I' m the most gorgeous woman of all. But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, face and said...
“Who the heck is Harry Lehman?"

Diaper Genie

for anyone who doesn't know; a diaper genie is a container for used diapers that holds in the stink. here is a quick 3 step process for how it works.


Step 1: Fill diaper Genie with disposable Genie bags.
Step 2: Fill diaper Genie with dirty diapers so full that you can't even fit a used wet wipe in it.
Step 3: Wait for Daddy to empty diaper Genie.

ready for pictures!

here are 2 new pictures of Grady! he looks like such a handsome little man. this is the outfit Momma got for him for his Christmas pictures. he was so Handsome we took pictures of him at home before we left for the picture place. he also had a doctor's appt today for his two month check up. he has gained about 2 pounds and about 2 inches since his one month check up. he looks giant sized to us and actually is growing out of some of his 3-6 months clothes! we also bought a camcorder to start taking videos of Grady. we have already taken some videos but for some reason i can't get them to upload to this website. videos will be up when i figure it out.