baby nursery

something is still missing, but we have almost everything we think we need. which probably means we have a bunch of crap we'll never use and are missing the things that would really come in handy.

nutmeats

a funny warning on a bag of gummy bears.

(nutmeats he he he)

random thought

if people are the most evolved species on the planet then why don't dogs have to wipe their butts after they take a poop?

the story of mmmburp

burping is a normal bodily function, and everyone does it to one extent or another. i burp, my friends burp, babies have to be burped, i have even heard Melissa burp. recently though her "pregnant burps" have become a little different. her burps have an added letter, the letter M. most people do not have any letters in their burps but i suppose this is a byproduct of pregnancy. her recent burps begin with the letter M and come up from there. mmmburp or mmmbelch. i suppose it means they are coming from very deep inside her pregnant body. the burps sound like a great relief to her and i think they sound funny. thus the name mmmburp. the inspirational story of mmmburp!

my beautiful wife with me at water works park in cuyahoga falls. this was one of the nice weather days recently and surprisingly we were both off and able to enjoy it together! she is the best ever and my best friend. we are both waiting patiently for the baby to come on out of there! (i think i am waiting a little more patiently ha ha) to anyone who has never had a pregnant wife don't believe all the stories you hear about wives raging and going nuts while pregnant. Melissa has been so much fun while pregnant and nothing like all the horror stories you hear about pregnant women being moody and mean and so forth. as i said, she is the best. first thing she will say when she sees this blog is "take that picture off of there!" i wont tell anyone about this blog until she sees it first so don't worry. no one may ever see the original picture but maybe you will.

The first post ever!

After very little consideration I have decided to start a blog. as with most of my life, i was inspired to do so by my lovely wife. our daily lives give me so much joy, and things to make fun of, that i decided to share it with the entire world. unfortunately if you desire the blogs you read to contain perfect punctuation and capitalization of letters in sentences and names i must apologize now because i do not do those kind of things. (just did a quick spell check to see if the website would handle that for me but no, so apology stands!)
i will strive to have the entertaining parts of our lives chronicled here. also, since we will soon have a new baby in our family I'm sure to have all types of stories and pictures to post of him. there will be very basic type entries to the blog until i figure out how dedicated i am and also how easy it is to do neat colors and backgrounds and stuff.