short story

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, “I have always thought that I ' m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?”
Angelina Jolie agreed. “I ' m told I ' m the most gorgeous woman of them all, but sometimes I wonder.”
Brad Pitt said, “I ' m pretty sure I ' m the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.” They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall” to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
“Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.”Angelina Jolie perked up and said,
“And I know for sure that I' m the most gorgeous woman of all. But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, face and said...
“Who the heck is Harry Lehman?"

Diaper Genie

for anyone who doesn't know; a diaper genie is a container for used diapers that holds in the stink. here is a quick 3 step process for how it works.


Step 1: Fill diaper Genie with disposable Genie bags.
Step 2: Fill diaper Genie with dirty diapers so full that you can't even fit a used wet wipe in it.
Step 3: Wait for Daddy to empty diaper Genie.

ready for pictures!

here are 2 new pictures of Grady! he looks like such a handsome little man. this is the outfit Momma got for him for his Christmas pictures. he was so Handsome we took pictures of him at home before we left for the picture place. he also had a doctor's appt today for his two month check up. he has gained about 2 pounds and about 2 inches since his one month check up. he looks giant sized to us and actually is growing out of some of his 3-6 months clothes! we also bought a camcorder to start taking videos of Grady. we have already taken some videos but for some reason i can't get them to upload to this website. videos will be up when i figure it out.

Short video

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this is a short video taken with my cell phone. you wil need quicktime player from Apple to play it on pc. Quicktime is free to download at www.apple.com/quicktime

kind of ironic that verizon doesn't make an agreement to sell the iphone but have to use apple's media player to play videos.

Fantastic Contraption: A fun online physics puzzle game

this is a fun game if you need something to do while staring at a computer. use caution though because time flies while playing this simple game.
Fantastic Contraption: A fun online physics puzzle game

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Do they think we are ignorant?

while i am enjoying gas for $2.65 a gallon it also makes me very angry. i mean gas was $4.00 a gallon a month ago and suddenly it is down to $2.65? is that a strange coincidence or could it possibly be due to the upcoming election? the dirty bastards are all in bed together.

dirty worthless politicians to big oil company guys

"hey guys, we have let you guys bleed America for every penny they have while you guys rake in record setting billion dollar profits; can you give us a break for a couple of months so we don't have to answer questions about gas prices during our campaigns?"

big oil company to dirty worthless politicians

"OK, but you know once the election is over we are going to have to raise the price higher than ever to make up for it."

dwp to boc

"that's okay. we still get our cut of the action right?

boc to dwp

"as long as we get every penny from the middle class then there should be plenty to go around!"

dirty worthless politicians and big oil companies together

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

who in America doesn't think that as soon as this election is over the gas prices are going to start creeping back up again. first we'll hear from "opec" (gee haven't heard from them lately have we?) then there will be some possible hurricane or under water earthquake or some other near disaster that could "disrupt production" and before you know it gas will be right back at $4.00 again. then politicians will say they are doing everything they can and we need alternative energy and blah blah blah. worthless bastards. the worst thing about the whole situation? there is nothing we can do about it. we are like the lady tied to the train tracks in the old black and white movie. we can see the train coming down the tracks but we are all tied up and can't get away. can anyone do something to help us all? is there a lone ranger to save us from the train? i doubt it.

SMILEY!

Momma was just trying to get a picture of Grady looking into the camera and look who smiled big for her. i may be partial but i think he is a very cute baby. He has only just started smiling and it is kinda rare. it was a minor miracle for Melissa to catch it on film. Way to go Mom!